Government Cheese

Government cheese is MONEY that comes directly from the government.

The Cheese Heads of Green Buy aren’t crazy about cheese they are crazy about Government Money.

The Government does not make cheese. There is no Gov cheese factory making blocks of cheese. Thats gross.
Rich idiot: “Let’s make up dinosaur’s and then ask for Government Cheese to give us Money to research them”. Or “let’s create movies with Serial Killers in them then ask for Government Cheese to research the problem”. Or “buy more Government cheese with Chinas Money”.
by Brian schwisow January 22, 2023
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Ass cheese

The fermented cheese poop that sits in your butt if you don’t wipe.
I know I should lay off the Cheetos but I really love that ass cheese.🧀 🧀🧀
by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 18, 2018
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ass-cheese

are you going to bring the ass-cheese to the picnic?”
by birthy’s pearl headband April 01, 2021
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Ass cheese

Pronounced as "ass chis". It is a multipurpose word. It is generally used to describe a situation that makes you feel some negative emotion. It can also be used to describe people who have a shitty personality. It can also be used as a conversation filler.
"That exam was ass cheese"
"He was talking so much shit Friday night. It was ass cheese."
"They only gave me one packet of Chik-Fil_A special sauce. Ass cheese."
When you're on a date and don't know what say say: "Ass cheese"
by barbita123 January 27, 2020
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cheese sweat

Droplets that collect on cheese when it's been left out for a long time.
P1: "Should we eat this cheese?"
P2: "Throw it out. It's starting to get cheese sweat."

- My husband and I

"Where are the Samules? The cheese is getting sweaty."

-Bob's Burgers Bed & Breakfast S01E07
by DrNanite April 03, 2018
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cream cheese surprise

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume
That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
by Kazeemt1 November 16, 2017
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pushing cheese

Acting confident and know that your up, act with swag and coolness.
Hey guys, I'm pushing cheese today and y'all not
by Sadjhj April 11, 2024
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