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awkward cunt

A person who thinks everyone loves him/her. If shown the slightest hatred the person will never talk to you again. Relationships last three months at most and usually end by "betrayal". Willing to get married after a week
Person 1: Have you seen Awkward Cunt around?
Person 2: He's with his new girlfriend. They started dating yesterday
Person 1: He has a new one?

Person 2: Yeah. The marriage is next week
by jhonyrktfngrs5 December 11, 2016
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cunt a nut bread

Two parts cunt , 1 part nut ferment for 2 weeks unearth the bread.
Next guy, eat the cunt a nut bread at your own risk
by Geo P June 24, 2021
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Cunt-a-thon

An event pre-arranged by elite cunts to pay and support cuntery, like when everyone in a store/shopping center/parking lot are just being ultra cunty.
There must be a cunt-a-thon going on today, no one knew how to drive in the parking lot at Walmart.
by Ahhstin666 March 21, 2021
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Rat Cunt

A scraggly, ass nasty motherfucker from the other side of the numbers that usually has gross ass spiky rat hair, big ears and a long rat face (Not limited to gender or race).
Person 1: Yo, that girl over there is hot as hell.
Person 2: HELL NAH, SHE LOOKS LIKE A RAT CUNT!!!
by Scruncheous September 15, 2023
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cunt quack

Thanks for giving my pussy a good railing, Jimmy. Did you hear my cunt quack after you pulled out?
by shoeshite boy February 8, 2025
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cunt lazer

1. A prop in an extremely bad alien pornography documentary.

2. A psychotic woman of the bitch variety who continually stares daggers at others In such a way as to make everyone around her detest her enough to want to throat punch her.
Cunt lazer-Tell that cuntlazer to stop looking g at me and get a life.
by Jabathahut May 14, 2016
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Cunt-esque

A behaviour or action by a person that resembles that of a cunt.
Did you hear what Jeremy did last night?

Yeah I did. Everything he does is cunt-esque
by JeremyTheCunt March 2, 2016
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