Bag of Water

Latest and greatest from the long and always-entertaining line of "douche-isms" (douchy, douchebaggery, etc).

"That dude Travis is such a Bag of Water, I think I might have to punch him in his mouth."

by Superbad Buckle June 13, 2009

To bag

To cancel doing something.

Sorry LindAH I got to bag on going to the gAHden with you tonight. My ma is havn’ Sunday dinnAH.

by bostongirl01 September 13, 2023

Texas Brown Bag

A Texas original on tea bagging, upon which one person applies their scrotum into the mouth of another (typically without their knowledge or consent), only this teabag is prefaced by dipping or applying feces to the scrotum.

My mouth tastes like shit... I must have gotten a Texas Brown Bag during my black out.

by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

man amongst a bag of dicks

A true man who shines among a group of immature, forever adolescent jerks.

Dan is a man amongst a bag of dicks. Despite being sick, he still went camping only to listen to his friends complain that it was raining.

by Chappy not Scott March 14, 2024

Hoe Bag

A rare creature who roams the earth with her big ass feet, possessing a exceptionally unique urge to correct one’s grammar no matter the circumstances.
This evil beast can mainly be found behind a luminescent glass click clacking her way through life.
She also has a gem of a friend that is way out of her league.
Her friend might have made some grammatical errors writing this but unlike her NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.
She is named, DESHANIE…

You are such a hoe bag !

by Smooth like butter April 7, 2022

douche bag

vitaliy tkach.

douche bag treats women like shit.

by victimofshittyguys May 27, 2022

blueche bag

A person who insists upon having a conversation via bluetooth headset in public. Extra applicable to people who make eye contact with you while having a bluetooth conversation making you think they are talking to you.

Oh that new IT guy is such a blueche bag, every time I go into the men's room he's there making a phone call.

by goblyn79 November 25, 2015