first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's cousin.
2- Cousin's great-great-grandchild.

My first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022

Waste Time

Trump himself invoked the Epstein client list and insinuated that Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew were involved in some wayand they said their were thousands of victims. How are their thousands of victims but no perpetrators?

Hym "Waste time? You said there was a sex island and the fucking camera went down right before he supposedly killed himself. What the fuck are you talking about? Nonononono don't just scapegoat Pam Bondi. Don't say it was her. Trump said it was a cesspool and invoked Prince Andrew. Where are these thousands of victims? Aside from the one that just killed herself recently. Like, what the fuck happened with the one that killed herself? Maybe if the media did something other than fein ignorance the government would have a harder time getting away with shit like this. And now he wants to pardon Maxwell? For what? What is she even I prison for in the first place?"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

one time

when you only did it once and for some reason it get's stuck with you forever

1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference)
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!

this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...

by UncleRody April 11, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

The Two Time

A euphemism for sexual intercourse.

having multiple meanings:
1) you last for only 2 strokes
2) you go for two rounds

hence the name "The Two Time"

"so you gave her The Two Time"

by Treyed-mark September 29, 2023

reboot time

The time between blowing a load and the ability to get hard again.

We banged three seperate times that night. His reboot time was great.

by Bus508 April 4, 2022

Wizard time

One of the many euphemisms for smoking marijuana, this one derived from The Lord of the Rings. Wizard time occurs when someone hits that pipeweed like Gandalf in the Shire. Wizard time may happen at 4:20 or any other time of the day or night because wizards are never late, nor are they early. They light up precisely when they mean to.

"Wanna go out for dinner tonight?"
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."

by Graveyardigan November 27, 2024