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Donut friend

When two individuals engage in a reverse human centipede, aligning their anuses - to causing a somewhat unobservable eclipse of the buttholes.

Donut friendships are usually initiated between inebriated friends, but the act has some has some obvious sexual connotations.

A study (citation needed), declares that those who partake in a donut friendship are said to form closer bonds than even the most intimate human relationships.
"My donut friend Paul is coming over tonight for dinner."
"Would you like me to leave?"
"No it's ok, we'll go to a different room to reunite. We have a lot to catchup on."
by stupidmachine June 8, 2020
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Friend

I use the term friend very loosely
by Goomba Gawd September 12, 2023
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Friend

Someone who turns on you even when you think they are their for you. They try to act all nice but turn on you in the meanest ways possible.
Joe was my friend for 3 years but he got me in trouble and turned on me in the worst possible way possible.
by CECE13CECE November 22, 2019
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Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.
Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a "Fake Friend"
by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023
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Friends

something you dont have
"Hey Jef how many friends do you have?"
"-1"
"do you live under a rock"
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National Fuck Your Friend Day

On August 10th, is the day where you can fuck your friend without permission!
Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!”

John: “What is that?”

Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”

John: “Oh no.”
by NicePerson200 August 10, 2022
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best friends

people, most likely females who act like lesbians all the time or they are always together they tend get separation anxiety a lot because they love being around each other so much that people call them lesbians and that on periodt.
those girls are always together, they are probably best friends.
by colorguardg1rl November 2, 2019
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