When u grow up with a best friend read porn together and think ur the man. Then he alludes to the fact women like large perfect dicks and how much better it would be for them.
When fall from grace and realise u will never feel safe in a relationship as long as he is around ur woman.
When u give up and watch them flirt.
When her joy when he is around is arousing.
When all u can think about is her pleasure.
When all she can think about is him.
When all u can think about is him.
When all u can both think about is him.
When she starts asking about him.
When his name is on both ur lips and almost say it whenever u want to speak to one another.
When she wants to marry u cause she know he won’t stay in that way.
When u give in and watch him make her cum so hard no one will ever believe u if u told them.
When ur raising his children and he is happily married his wife is happy, ur wife is happy, and ur the only one who isn’t.
When u realise ur addicted to the crushing reality of her orgasms with him.
When he controls ur and her with envy and u can’t help submitting.
When u realise no one noticed ur children look like him, no one knows what is going on. Just u 3.
When u wish u could die but the addiction is worth living for.
When u die and stand before God and he says “ why didn’t u trust in the small dick I gave u?” And u say nothing…
When fall from grace and realise u will never feel safe in a relationship as long as he is around ur woman.
When u give up and watch them flirt.
When her joy when he is around is arousing.
When all u can think about is her pleasure.
When all she can think about is him.
When all u can think about is him.
When all u can both think about is him.
When she starts asking about him.
When his name is on both ur lips and almost say it whenever u want to speak to one another.
When she wants to marry u cause she know he won’t stay in that way.
When u give in and watch him make her cum so hard no one will ever believe u if u told them.
When ur raising his children and he is happily married his wife is happy, ur wife is happy, and ur the only one who isn’t.
When u realise ur addicted to the crushing reality of her orgasms with him.
When he controls ur and her with envy and u can’t help submitting.
When u realise no one noticed ur children look like him, no one knows what is going on. Just u 3.
When u wish u could die but the addiction is worth living for.
When u die and stand before God and he says “ why didn’t u trust in the small dick I gave u?” And u say nothing…
Wife: I can’t stop thinking about him, I see his face everywhere I go..
U: same..
Wife: he came over this after noon while u were at work..
U: he knows I have penis envy.
Wife: really? So he has a big dick does he?
U: :(
Wife: :)
U: same..
Wife: he came over this after noon while u were at work..
U: he knows I have penis envy.
Wife: really? So he has a big dick does he?
U: :(
Wife: :)
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
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by sillyshwanksta July 9, 2024
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Trying to understand the professor's advanced physics lecture felt like diving into a subject that was not only over my head but also penis-deep in complex equations.
The office workload was already neck-deep, but with the unexpected project added, it quickly became penis-deep in deadlines and stress.
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When the mud race turned into a mudslide, the participants found themselves not just knee-deep but, in some places, penis-deep in the slippery, mucky terrain, turning the event into an unforgettable adventure.
After the wild party last night, my apartment was left with a debris field of empty pizza boxes and red cups, making the living room look penis-deep in chaos.
Trying to understand the professor's advanced physics lecture felt like diving into a subject that was not only over my head but also penis-deep in complex equations.
The office workload was already neck-deep, but with the unexpected project added, it quickly became penis-deep in deadlines and stress.
As an avid book lover, entering the bookstore with its shelves stacked to the ceiling felt like stepping into a literary dream, where every genre imaginable was available and the atmosphere was truly penis-deep in stories.
When the mud race turned into a mudslide, the participants found themselves not just knee-deep but, in some places, penis-deep in the slippery, mucky terrain, turning the event into an unforgettable adventure.
by Representative of Mr. Dot November 23, 2023
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by unslim shady or lil whale February 23, 2022
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