Whiskey cum

When someone drinks too much and cannot achieve organism during inter course.
I took 1 too many shots of tequila and could not bust a nut for the life of me. “Sorry baby, I totally have whiskey cum
by Rfits79 February 12, 2022
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Bloody cum bubble

A. When you're fucking a girl on her period and she queefs out a cum bubble.

B. When there is blood in your cum and someone takes your load in their mouth then blows a cum bubble like they had a wad of bubblious bubble gum in their mouth
A . All these bloody cum bubbles coming out of your vagina is making it look like Willie Wonka made a strawberry fizzy lifting drink.
.B. You better swallow that bloody cum bubble or you will stain my sheets or towels
by 333bam July 24, 2024
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Cum-griddle

When a man ejaculates onto a waffle iron and makes fluffy sperm waffles.
Dude my brother makes the best cum-griddles.
by xxxKismetxxx January 08, 2024
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Long Cum

An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.
Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!
by toddrwod October 02, 2022
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strange cum

strange cum. often found in supermarket bathrooms this cum is straight from a hobo’s scrotum ready to be cleaned by a worker!
did you clean the “strange cum” off the wall yet
by skippydinglechalk1 February 20, 2021
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cum miser

AKA Mr. White Jizzum, Mr. Spunk, Mr. Meat Twister, Mr. Buckets of Cum.
Friends call me Cum Miser. Whatever I touch, turns to cum in my clutch. I'm gonna bust.
by farco_ April 28, 2024
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cheetah cum

when you jerk off super fast so you can skeet on the person you're doing's face
billy CHEETAH CUM'ed all over me last night
by doodoobreath December 14, 2008
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