dead baby seal

it happens when you divide by zero

Every time you divide by zero, you make a dead baby seal.

by godofbc January 20, 2011

What's the baby using?

25

-What's the baby using?
-25!

by Zonkin October 17, 2008

clubbing the baby seal

male masturbation

i walked into jeffs room and he was clubbing the baby seal and i was all like thats distugusting

by snow4fun April 6, 2011

LIZ MY BABY

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

liz my baby is mine

- caiden

by caidenb1gb#lls January 18, 2022

Nepal rape baby

A term used for anyone with a lower then national IQ average in the country of Nepal, implying that because their IQ is so low nobody in Nepal can consent to sexual intercourse due to their IQ subsequently being lower then the IQ needed to be medically classified as disabled. (60-70 or 70-75 to classify as having a mental impairment usually accompanied with physical impairment)

"Hey Luca the other team have a Grocery Gorilla and a Nepal rape baby should be an easy win they're too stupid"

by TheRealEvasive May 23, 2023

baby daddy syndrome

when you try to get over your baby daddy but the next time you see him you just have to fuck the shit out of him!!

you're not over David cause every time you see him you get that baby daddy syndrome!!

by The bunny805 June 4, 2017

The baby bird move

The dinosaur pleasure move is a sexual action where your partner will bite off your genitalia then vomit into your mouth like a baby bird.

“Hey Frank”
“Yeah, what’s up darryl?”
“what’s a good thing to do in the bedroom with my mistress”
“well, last night my brother and I did The Baby Bird Move”

by MrHornywetsoco December 22, 2020