Urban Beyblade

When you decide that you've sunk low enough to purchase Urethral Beads, only to insert them and rip them out like a 4th grader playing with a Beyblade.

"Beyblade Beyblade let it ri-AAAUUUUGGHHH!"

"So I decided to play Urban Beyblade last night."
"How was it?"
"I'm throwing away my Urethral Beads"
"Ah."

by Drunken Bastard August 7, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Not an actual "Dictionary" but we still have those smart ass people who make real definitions for words and won't let us have fun on this beautiful place we call heaven tbh

I go on Urban Dictionary every day tbh bc i have no life

by youfuckingcunttbh April 15, 2017

Urban dictionary

A dictionary for people searching for false or idiotic definitions.

Me: Where do I find the definition for sex
You: The urban dictionary duh

by Hftihgyuug uggy November 2, 2021

Urban Dictionary

You are on it. Why are you here? Why did you search for Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary?

Are you weird

Urban Dictionary is a site you are currently on.

by Where they at doe January 18, 2017

Urban Dictionary

They just talk about sex

Me: searches up bed

Urban Dictionary: A place where I do your mom in.
Me: Are you taking the piss...

by ThanosTheGrape07 January 11, 2021

Urban

a person that likes somebody

I am so urban for her

by beautifulgirl3456728 February 8, 2022

Urban Dictionary

The site you create stupid phrases on at 3am because no one loves you

"Yo dude I'm gonna create a new phrase on urban dictionary, oh wait I'm talking to myself no one loves me"

by double90 March 7, 2020