Do a Rhino

To absolutely wreck a weekend away by leaving a trail of destruction on the first night.

'How was Poland dear did anyone Do a Rhino?' ' It was amazing but Mr X 'did a Rhino' on the first night, got too excited, got wasted then got in a hottub with two hookers, lost £5 grand on his credit card then shat himself'

by Kaiser1983 June 17, 2025

Doing a Qasim

Accidentally ending up in a strip club.

"I got an interview for a club yesterday"
"Yeah? How did it go?"
"Aw mate, it went well but I'm doing a Qasim"
"Oh it's THAT kind of club"

by danceintherain0 November 08, 2022

do that but not

the action of not doing something, but this way it sounds more like you really mean it

Barry: "hey Jeff what if we went and blew up a preschool"
Jeff: "yeah... could you like, do that but not"

by SuperM789 December 09, 2021

I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.

John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”

by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022

Dilly-Do

The fun and polite way to call somebody or someone a dildo without them realizing it.

Hey Ud, I see a lot of stupid crap on here. I posted a legit funny definition but got rejected last time. Could you not be such a dilly-do this time? Thanks. ;)

by help4u April 14, 2023

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