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Pretzel Fuck

A very fierce and intense session of sexual intercourse that involves the two partakers in a close embrace in which it is hard to unwind from.
Man, I got stuck in a Pretzel Fuck last night.
by Nodnarb332 March 26, 2017
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Fuck FIS

FIS is the short term for "Fédération Internationale de Ski" and they try to control the whole ski sport. They are not contributing anything to the sport, they are just making it less safe and less flexible.
Freeskiers and snowboarders want them to stay away from their sport!!! They allready fucked up several events!
This happend at a recent event.
FIS: "“YOU GUYS DON’T DO ANYTHING” (to freskiers on the event)
Every human beeing with a brain: "FUCK FIS"
by ConCarne March 30, 2017
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Flop fuck

When a male inserts his penis into someone's ass by belly flopping on top of them
GET FLOP FUCKED!
No balls you won't flop fuck that bitch.
by Not augie April 18, 2017
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fuck it in the face

To do something exceptionally well.
Matt: we're going to fuck it in the face!
by JLH April 26, 2017
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saucy fuck

Being so saucy, but sill being a fuck. A cocky fuck.
Why'd you jump off a bridge, you saucy fuck!?!
by SaucyJew April 26, 2017
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Perma-Fucked

The state of being permanently altering your future or your body negatively, due to injury or a retarded decision.
I cut the nerves and tendons in my finger and now it's perma-fucked. I knocked a random girl up after a one night stand and now I'm Perma-fucked
by Bonnie's hubby May 4, 2017
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Elbow fucked

When a dude is standing behind you while you're sitting and rubs his junk on your elbow.
I got elbow fucked while sitting at my desk and my coworker came up behind me and rubbed his junk on my elbow.
by php May 9, 2017
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