A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
by Mustafa the 69th May 10, 2022
Get the new jerssian bastardmug. by UDaddict121 December 28, 2024
Get the New year new memug. A Brave new world is a good example of what the left and the Palestinian caucus is trying to achieve.
by Sexydimma May 22, 2021
Get the Brave new worldmug. by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025
Get the New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osismug. We need to stop the amogus virus! It has made itself into comics! It is everywhere!
(Also I need to say The new amogus Beano comic because it's needed for some reason)
(Also I need to say The new amogus Beano comic because it's needed for some reason)
by yeetus deleus the meatus May 14, 2021
Get the The new amogus Beano comicmug. The phrase synonymous with “new year new me” but like a lot better. Often used by niggas in the hood to make fun of New Year’s resolutions.
“Yo happy new year, wyd this time”
“Yk me, ‘new year new nigga’ (#NYNN) ima lose some weight”
#NYNN (new year new nigga)
“Yo happy new year, wyd this time”
“Yk me, ‘new year new nigga’ (#NYNN) ima lose some weight”
#NYNN (new year new nigga)
by Hoodguy January 1, 2024
Get the #NYNN (new year new nigga)mug. by PencilBuzz June 26, 2022
Get the New techmug.