Pulled a Susie

acting sloth-like; sleeping and eating all day due to lack of motivation

-I pulled a Susie yesterday and now I feel so relaxed today.

-Instead of going to work I pulled a Susie.

by Vegetable_Lasagna May 12, 2016

Go there Susan

When someone says something cool or achieved something good, you can simply reply "Go there Susan"

Jemma: Look Jordan, its my certificate for 100m Breaststroke

Jordan: oooh go there Susan

by ClappedClam August 23, 2017

14 day suspension

Often related to a man named Mr. Logan Castle, a famous historian, a student's email was once hijacked, read, and the student was exposed of two year old attempts at cheating. The student has since been assigned a 14 day suspension, which was later appealed. The student has also started a defamatory campaign to help undermine the status of this famous historian. The low lying piece of fucking shit historian has literally 0 credibility and is the scapegoat for pretty much every bitchy move that is made by the higher ups.

Damn man, that discipline case was, no joke, a fucking 14 day suspension, complete bull shit.

by ExpectationsExpected May 16, 2018

Spicy Mexican sushi

The sex act of 4 partners involved in a human centipede circle all attached to harnesses. A 5th person is on the outside rubbing hot sauce and sushi on their stomachs.

Yeaaaah man, Karen wanted me to do the “spicy Mexican sushi” with her and like all of her friends. I told her I didn’t like fish.

by Jessijuh July 27, 2018

Blind-eyed Susan

A person who recently received lasix surgery.

Man, Joey sure is a blind-eyed Susan, kid can’t see shit... for now.

by The guy with the words August 14, 2018

Mermaid Man’s Suspense

When someone teases to say a revealing secret and decides to play it our/milk it for a very long time, just to be the most disappointing think ever in the history of man kind.

Mermaid Man’s Suspense:
Omar: I like these two girls, wanna know who they are?
Gungalar Boy: Yes dude, who are they...tell us.

Omar: I don’t know, just these girls.
Gungalar The Third: WHOOO
Omar: I don’t know some chicks
.....3 & half hours later
Omar: Okay fine, I actually don’t like anyone, no one really interest me right now.
Gungalar The Great: *Pulls trigger*

by anonymous April 6, 2019

Black-Eyed Susan

Old Western slang for pistols.

Alright boy, y'all better start hustlin' before I get dem Black-Eyed Susans out. Ye really don't wanna start raisin' sand.

by luigiman106 April 24, 2019