Somalian Cum Kettle

Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms

I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!

by Theshattalker April 13, 2017

Cum Bracket

To ejaculate in-between the breasts of a partner

I gave her a cum bracket yesterday!

He doesn't like the idea of a cum bracket! What a jerk.

by Flaglicks September 21, 2022

cum sizzle

Sizzling your cum

Bro 1: hay bro what would you like to eat

Bro 2: cum sizzle

Bro 1: sizzles some cum

by average sizzled cum enjoyer July 03, 2022

Cum Umbrella

Cum Umbrella: A slang term referring to large, dramatic fake eyelashes worn by women. The exaggerated size and shape of the lashes are humorously likened to an “umbrella,” suggesting they could shield a woman’s eyes from male semen during intimate encounters.

She walked in with these massive eye lashes - Total ‘Cum umbrellas’ ready for anything.

by Cole rivers January 23, 2025

Cum cat delight

When you nut into a hoes belly button and get her cat to slurp it out of her belly button

“Yo get yo pussy cat over here for her cum cat delight.”

by Nigga glare February 11, 2019

Whiskey cum

When someone drinks too much and cannot achieve organism during inter course.

I took 1 too many shots of tequila and could not bust a nut for the life of me. “Sorry baby, I totally have whiskey cum”

by Rfits79 February 12, 2022

cum in a hot tub

An alcoholic drink that consists of 2 parts vodka, 1 park white rum, and 3-5 drops of Bailey’s ® White Cream into a clear shot glass, made to look like someone blowing their load into a hot tub

Frankie: What’ll ya have t’night, Willard?
Willard: I’m feeling kinda nasty tonight, so maybe a “Cum in a Hot Tub”?
Frankie: You tellin’ me yer horny while orderin’ a drink?

by Bash Pennies March 09, 2021