Cum on me

cum is about wee white stuff coming out of your penis/cookie.

Tia: I made sex and apparently everytime there is cum on me.
her mum: oh, they cum on you everyday dont worry.
Tia: is it normal for girls to get cum?
her mum: it is normal. just like how your father fucked me before we had you.

by LeaIsCool July 10, 2022

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Cum glued

When you fall asleep with your partner after sex and you wake up glued to your partner with dried cum.

I fell asleep with my face in my boyfriends crotch and woke up cum glued to him.

by Desire Bliss May 03, 2016

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cum farts

where a woman farts out can that has been inserted into her anal cavity

person 1: yo do cum farts give you a massive erection
person 2: bro wtf

Man: *cums in womans arsehole*
Woman': *farts*
Man: *gets a massive erection*

by Ball sucker 9000 June 01, 2023

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