cummings

A unit of measurement for calculating how much bullshit you can get away with despite evidence to the contrary. Usually the bullshit comes from the bullshitter, making this hypocritical at best and a blatant abuse of power at worst.

I just used the full cummings and the whole country fell for it.

by Anton LaBleu May 29, 2020

Cum Bucket

A bucket full of cum

I came in a bucket and now I have a Cum Bucket

by AbramIsGay May 8, 2024

Cum Socket

Turn on a charger socket, then grab a fork and put the handle into your urethra then stick the prongs of the fork into the activated socket and then cum.

"Hey nate do you wanna do the cum socket at my house?"

by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025

Cum

My cum

You cum, i cum, we all cum.

by Richard h. Dickson June 7, 2022

Cum

King Julian

me: cum
mort: king julian

by Alfie Here July 6, 2021

Cum bubble

An incredibly great insult to call you’re children

Jimmy you are such a cum bubble

by Big boi bad man October 9, 2018

cum gutter

1. a group chat where extremely offensive, racist, vulgar memes are shared.

2. a friend group of drug addicts and alcoholics in a rehab facility (aka the cool kids) who evolved into an exclusive gang after bonding over the group chat

Girl: “bro, look at this racist meme!”
Guy: “holy shit that’s hilarious, send it to cum gutter.”

Nerd: *walks over to the lunch table where cum gutter is sitting*

Girl: “sorry, cum gutter only. you can’t sit with us you fucking LOSER”

by thelittlestrawberry January 18, 2022