Cum God

A Cum God, or sometimes referred to as a Cum Wizard, or Cum Magician, is a man who is really good at ejaculating.

Brock - My girl asked me how I give her such a good time. I told her, “Cause I’m the Cum God baby.”

Rico - How has she not left you at this point you moron. You must have monster truck meat to be able to still have her.

Brock - It’s Eiffel Tower size when fully hard Rico it’s not rocket science. Life’s easy when you’re the Cum God.

by Odyion June 3, 2024

strange cum

strange cum. often found in supermarket bathrooms this cum is straight from a hobo’s scrotum ready to be cleaned by a worker!

did you clean the “strange cum” off the wall yet

by skippydinglechalk1 February 19, 2021

Cum juice

20 minutes later after you bust a nut a little bit more comes out

Person 1: Dude i totally just cum juiced
Person 2: sick dude

by Wrxith May 10, 2022

Cum Union

An Orgy.

David: So Karen, Angel, Ricky, Davidita, are you ready to have a Cum Union tonight?

Ricky and Davidita: Sure....!

by Viscount Druitt February 14, 2023

Cum

Cum is a tasty, salty white cream. Often used in pastries

“Hey Mike! Would you like a cum filled donut?”

by Rat_pussy January 21, 2022

Cum

The shit that comes out of your dick, daddy likes to cum inside me! I like him cumming inside me.

Cum inside me

by sjkdjhbvjdskdjvhbvj November 24, 2022

Cum Pot

A pot that has boiling water, milk, hand sanitizer and a pushed up banana in it. Used for masturbation.

I just used my cum pot and it was amazing. It only stung a little but

by anonymous September 14, 2020