am i a piece of shit

yes yes u are

"am i a piece of shit"

"yes"
-mom

by GoDieInAHoleUPieceOfShit September 20, 2020

And Then I Killed a House DJ

This is a phrase used to follow a string of items and distract from the list's content, usually to lessen the impact.

Today I went to the bank, got a bite to eat, crashed my car, and then I killed a house DJ.

by anditwasamazing October 21, 2016

I Mint to Do That Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger that comes with mint relish

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Mint to Do That Burger... it comes with mint relish!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

i just dropped the soap

Something you say when you just got raped, messed up something in a huge way, or got killed in a game. Usually in a metaphorical way.

when he got all my chips in poker in one turn, it felt like i just dropped the soap

by andrewkid January 18, 2011

I just wanna grill

1. A phrase used by people who would rather not be brought into political arguments or discussions.

2. May also be used in a general sense, though less commonly. Used when a bunch of bullshit is happening around you, but all you want to do is grill.

1. "Man, I don't give a shit—Trump, Biden, blah blah blah...I just wanna grill."
2. "I'm stressed as fuck. Gotta find a new job, call the bank, figure out my housing for next year, when all I want to do is grill."

by fish_dicks January 5, 2022

Voice Over I Pee

Talking on the phone while you're in the bathroom.

A play on words on "Voice Over IP", a technology that allows voice conversations via the internet or internet-based networks.

- "OK, hold on. This is gonna be Voice Over I Pee"
- "Gross, dude. I'll call you later."

"This is the works. You're now on Voice Over I Pee. AND I'm getting a blumpkin"

by Asaf February 4, 2010

I blame Quinx Day

December the 12th is I Blame Quinx Day.
On this date all Discord Mods are allowed to blame Quinx for the entire day so that they can have a nice and relaxed 24 hours of goobless goobie freetime.

Man, I blame Quinx Day is in a few days and I haven't decided what time to blame her yet

by I blame Nark December 12, 2020