Double dollop

Where you shit and cum on someone at the same time

Bruv I shit on her when I cummed
Mate how did you double dollop

by Big large boi 69 January 21, 2019

Double standard

A female that thinks she can handle you, but that you can't handle her. Feminists like to go by double standards all the time, feminism is based on its own double standards, and never seeing it.

The girl was a walking double standard who wouldn't know what to call people if they didn't let her know who and what she was. Like a parrot, she just repeated their words, since she thought everyone else was just teasing other people, like her.

by Solid Mantis January 4, 2020

Canadian Double-Header

A male grooming style consisting of a mullet and a moustache, found most commonly in rural North America.

Did you see that dude at the hockey game sporting the Canadian Double-Header?

by idrawgood July 2, 2018

Double sausage

When you fucked yourself.

For example, when you get on the plane and forgot to bring a book and headphones. You double sausaged.

by Doublesausagequeen December 26, 2019

double-second cousin

Child of their parent's double-first cousins or are the child of their parent’s first cousin with their other parent’s first cousin or are the child of their parent’s maternal first cousin with their parent’s paternal first cousin.

My double-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Double chug waterfall

When a male is receiving oral sex, they shove their penis far enough down recipient’s throat at the moment of climax, that the recipient vomits up both puke and the load

I thought she had done this before, but I went too hard and she gave me the double chug waterfall.

by proffbabycakes1002 February 21, 2019

double handie

Two hand jobs at once

Malbaugh gave Luke and Christian a double handie

by Big Daddy Hot Rod October 22, 2013