cum hose

Slang for penis

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken his cum hose.

by woordhack January 7, 2025

Sky Cum

Snow

Look it's snowing!
Nah that's just sky cum

by TDZ5 January 10, 2025

i just farted cum

when you fart cum like a poo poo man and a among us man skibidi toilet lol fefhuerjhvguh

guy 1: omg i just farted cum
girl 2: *pull out pisstol and shoots guy 1*
guy 1: *dies*

by Soggy_Biscuit January 11, 2025

CUM

Cumberland Amtrak Station. A small Amtrak station in Cumberland, Maryland. It’s a one platform station (a side platform) consisting of two tracks. The station is famous for its station code "CUM," which has made it a popular (and somewhat infamous) destination among perverts and immature humor enthusiasts. The code "CUM" often sparks laughter or crude jokes due to its similarity to the slang term for semen. Despite its unintended comedic allure, the Cumberland station serves as a key stop for train travelers along the Capitol Limited route, offering services to and from Washington, D.C. and Chicago.

"I’m catching my train at CUM station in Cumberland. No, it’s not what you think, it’s just the Amtrak stop."

by EMD F59PHI January 14, 2025

Cum Coma

When you cum so hard, alone or with someone, that you put yourself in a coma with jizz left all over your body.

I was thinking of this girl and I had a cum coma

by Brize\ January 14, 2025

Arkansas cum and queef

The term for ejaculating inside another persons arsehole and having it farted back in your own face.

Hey Jamie, I heard Andrew just did an Arkansas cum and queef with Jai, Andrew got shit and cum all over his face.

by currypowder42 January 16, 2025

Cum Calypso

This is where somebody drinks cum from a condom

So, Patric Philip gizzed in a condom, then decided to perform cum calypso and drink it from the condom. Squeezing the condom to get every last drop from the vessel.

by Mikool77 January 17, 2025