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what a Jack!

A term used when you can not use profanity such as Jackass or Fucking Asshole in the presence of others and/or you are a conservative individual that doesn't swear. Also, it's a great term to use directly to the person whom is acting like a jackass and they don't know, but it feels good to you.
Recently a friend come over for dinner with my husband and I plus our 4 year old daughter. At the dinner table she casually mentioned she discovered her husbands email address on the Ashley Madison hack site. My response, not wanting to swear in the presence of my young child, was "what a Jack! I'm so sorry". Another example is when you are working with a male customer who's being an asshole you can say "take your time deciding Jack and let me know if I can be of further assistance " the customer may not catch it or may correct your mishap by saying "my name is Matt" and you can choose to apologize or say " I'm sorry I thought it was Jack".
by Jacks fill October 9, 2016
mugGet the what a Jack!mug.
A question someone would ask that implies that you are disabled.
You suck at playing basketball!
Hey, what color is your wheelchair?
by GunsFreedomLibertyTruth.Gun December 15, 2022
mugGet the what color is Your Wheelchair?mug.

what are frogs

to this day, mulder still doesn't know what they are
"what are frogs, mulder?"
by not a crusty crab November 9, 2018
mugGet the what are frogsmug.

What The Flying Turtles

''What the Fuck''
Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!
by dmqt July 6, 2022
mugGet the What The Flying Turtlesmug.

What the nuggs

Alternative for: what in the world, what the heck, what the hell, ect.

Quoted by Holly Brooks
"What the nuggs was that for?"
by Locococo October 5, 2016
mugGet the What the nuggsmug.
I mean... If the send officer sexy then...
Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
mugGet the What do you say when the cops come calling?mug.

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