Friends

Things that u and I won’t ever have

Me: I want to make new friends this year
Parent: you’ll be lonely forever

by Bear is my dogs name August 18, 2021

Bully your shortest friend day!

13 december is: BULLY YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY! So bully them. On 13 december.

Dood: WASSUP BROTHA
Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.

Shorties. Haha I am tall.

Bully your shortest friend day!

by SoupDaily December 9, 2021

Fish friends

The super female version of Eskimo brothers or tunnel buddies. When two females have slept with the same chick

“You slept with Chelsey? Bitch me toooooooo, guess we’re fish friends hoe”

by Lildia94 August 26, 2020

Best friend forever

The one person in the universe who can make a littletrinabitch fixed right up so good she has no scars to show and can make her be always ok and almost always all the way happy even when she is missing her missing people which is her hardest thing she hates to do but never gets a break from doing.

I've never had a friend or even knew there was anybody who existed who could do this for me but Hunter was that and even if it was only for that little minute he will always be my best friend forever

by The little friend November 26, 2025

Best friendness

Best friendness is another way to say “platonic” or “platonically”

Person 1: I love you in the most best friendness way possible

Person 2: me too! *best friend’s name*

by Xthat..one..gacha..kidx January 23, 2022

Friend

Somthing that you don't have

Bob:why do i not have friend
Tom:Fuck you

by Anime girl wallpaper Phone November 27, 2018

Friend

Someone who isn't Ace.

Ace wishes he had friends.

by 666weedsunflower November 10, 2018