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Patient Zero Day

As "Patient Zero" refers to the first known infected case in a zombie plague, Patient Zero Day is the celebration of the coming of the first ever zombie- that zombie is Jesus Christ. (Patient Zero Day is Easter).
"Happy Patient Zero Day! Did the bunny give you chocolate eggs?"
by seepyseedy March 31, 2013
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Day of Ultimate Truth

The Day of Ultimate Truth is a holiday on May 7th celebrating Odinism. It is also a day of revealing the truth of the Christian conspiracy to cover up Odinism in an attempt to suppress this religion of kings. It is usually celebrated via proselytizing and informing the general public of the reality of Odinism and the Christian conspiracy against it.
Odinist: Hello there, have you heard of Odinsim?

Oppressed Member of the Future Odinist Proleteriat: No, what is it?

Odinist: The religion of kings, it has been suppressed through the ages because the Christian big wigs did not wish it to spread. Today is the Day of Ultimate Truth, a day dedicated to telling people about it. Would you like a pamphlet?
by Odinist Reverend Frank May 21, 2007
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The Day After Tomorrow

Good book by Allan Folsom (not about global warming)
Man you read The Day After Tomorrow

Yeah, that book is the shit, its got everything
by Joe99008 August 4, 2006
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national hookup day

April 15th the day where if you ask someone to hookup with you they must and have no reason to say no.
“hey wanna hookup”, “no thanks”, “but it’s national hookup day and u have to”, “oh fineee”
by dandanpri May 25, 2018
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Valentine's Day Massacre

The scam whereby Restaurants/Florists/Chocolatiers cash in on Valentine's Day by trebling the price of their products safe in the knowledge that the male suitor is effectively held to ransom with no other options open to them.
"You may as well wear a feckin mask, this is just a bloody Valentine's Day Massacre" screamed Tom to the restaurant manager whilst his paramour paid a trip to the toilet.
by chesterpest January 22, 2010
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Night is the new Day

A term I use. I often stay up much later than I should (At the time i'm writing this it is 6am and I have had no sleep since the night before.) I use it and am agreed with by other friends that stay up late.

Practically nocturnal, it means that people who stay up really late do so because they love staying awake through the night, thus saying for these people that night is the time when they do things most do in the day. It also mean that they may wish that everyone did what people normally do in day was done at night instead.
Jamie: Nobody is ever online at this time.
Tash: Yeah I know
Jamie: I hate going to sleep early in the night. I love the night, I wish I was nocturnal.
Tash: That'd be sooo cool!
Jamie: Yeah, Night is the new Day!
by AdmiralDonkey July 1, 2006
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national couples day

April 21st when you can fuck and make out with your gf/bf
by Skoolsuckmytit April 20, 2019
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