Saudi Arabian Naval Jack

The act of covering yourself in oil, masturbating, and ejaculating into your own belly button.

Sorry Dave, would love to go to the pub tonight but I'm giving myself the ol' Saudi Arabian Naval Jack.

by SANJ Appreciater November 27, 2024

Jack

Jack is a super easy going, nice guy & you’ll often find him with a camera in his hand. Jack is shorter than most men, his friends know him as wee man and his girlfriend talks of his banana shaped penis!

OMG… that jack guy is sooo SMALL! He’s a wee little fella… good dick though!

by 2ndTallestManInAsia November 23, 2021

jack treanor

A man with an extremely robust wiener

Did you hear that guy has a phat wang, he must be “jack treanor”

by Jacktreandog October 4, 2019

Jack

Really just a sarcastic asshole, can be nice at times but makes you step back and wonder whether or not he's being serious... probably not.

Person: Hey did you hear the joke Jack made the other day?

Person 2: Are you sure he wasn't just being a dick?

by Henry||| March 20, 2017

Jack heafford

The most washed Bottlejob of a guy, on the decline, an absolute shambles of a nax guy.

Jack heafford is a state

by GoatMf February 13, 2023

Jack

The most amazing guy you will ever meet, he will make you fall for him within days, amazing laugh and beautiful eyes, the most amazing handsome man you will ever see.

(And he's really good at skate three)

Jack might be the most amazing guy I've ever met!

by Hayreeburger August 18, 2024

Jack

A big sexy man who excels at nothing but being a fat shit and masturbating alone in his bedroom to 7 year old girls as well as video games. He is a master builder at Fortnite as well as an expert marksman at COD as you see from his plethora of Camos

Come over her, your cool just like jack

by Boy but not a girl November 23, 2018