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Ball Soup Tornado

When an individual is outside walking on a hot humid day and the air is so heavy it sticks to you. You can smell other people's body odor, including their balls, when they pass you walking by. The weather totally sucks making you feel as if you are "swimming in ball soup".
Kansas Summers / High Humidity/ Tornado Season .. aka - BALL SOUP TORNADO.
by CAckbloxer October 20, 2019
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Itchy ball heaven

Heavenly feeling of relief from scratching itchy testicles.
You know this is itchy ball heaven (said in the change rooms)
by the darker side of my moon October 7, 2018
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Sir Balls Alot

A sexy gentleman with large balls.
Well hello, Sir Balls Alot. May I take your coat?
by sirballsalot#1fan August 6, 2011
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basting my balls

Bothering one with random, inconsequential nonsense, such as e-mails full of shit you don't care about or text messages that drive you insane with insane blabber.
I've been trying to dump my on-line boyfriend for months, but he keeps basting my balls via e-mail with stupid bullshit I don't find cute anymore.
by SlimShadee October 9, 2014
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Crystal fur ball

When a female ejaculates on your pubic hair and waits for it to solidify then begins to chew causing a siemen filled hair ball.
While I was kissing her she coughed up a crystal fur ball.
by Stedanold December 10, 2016
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Bulgarian Ball-Split

The man does a handstand and spreads his legs while two foreign girls spread his balls with their mouths.
I heard Sarah and Eric gave Robert a "Bulgarian Ball-Split".
by nigganaut September 24, 2019
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Cleveland wrecking ball

The act Of dipping your ball Sack in diarrhea and hitting a girl with it
by Dick chocolate 40468 April 18, 2020
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