hop off my dillz

To get off of someone's "shit", term used mainly in it's place of origin, Yonkers NY.

"Yo, hop off my dillz son!"

by J.Bizzy December 7, 2006

call waiting face off

A friendly way of saying "I don't want to talk to you anymore".

Me: "Hey, wanna do something Friday night?"

Her: "Oops, looks like I've got a call on the other line!"

by placebo February 3, 2005

whack me off, buddy

whack me off, buddy is what a guy says to his jack-off squire whenever he wants a hand-job.

Matt always says " whack me off, buddy" when he wants me to jack him off!

by USAF Cadet August 8, 2021

Walk Off Grand Slam

Baseball metaphor for a one-night stand.

"These club chicks are totally walk off grand slammable!"

by Shazam814 December 10, 2009

Stay off the fuckin flowers

What you say to someone when you don't want them on your property/flowers.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Can I come over today and eat all your food?

Guy 2: Hell no. Stay off the fuckin flowers queerbait.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Dude, I'm comin over to get that car you posted on craigslist.

Guy 2: Dude, stay off the fuckin flowers. Someone already bought it.

by defmasta232 August 26, 2010

Get your egg off

To ejaculate

"When I go to the shopping centre, I'm going to get my egg off in the Target changerooms!"

"Hey Burza, gonna get your egg off on Saturday night?"

by Max Sollmer December 13, 2012

get off my bone

stop giving oral sex

"Damn, this is going no were, get off my bone."

by Captain Cheesewhiz January 11, 2012