Ghost chickens

Homeless people that squat in an abandoned chicken coop on someone property

The Neal’s have ghost chickens living in their chicken coops

by Deceased poultry May 25, 2025

like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.

Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?

by bitchuck May 26, 2025

Chicken Jockey

When you are sitting on your significant others back while digging them down, and you push into the g-spot making them bawk bawk bawk like a chicken, as well as making them flop like a seal bouncing around. This is mostly used in sex tribes within Central Africa.

Austin: What were you doing last night?
Lincoln: Me and Katie were doing the Chicken Jockey all night!

by nebulous_nebu May 27, 2025

Chicken Jockey

A chicken jockey is when, a midget mounts and rides a cock, while making zombie noises

You dirty slut, you act ljke a chicken jockey

by therealtor May 29, 2025

Chicken Jockey

A word when said in a theatre will cause absolute chaos

"they want me to fight a chicken?" "CHICKEN JOCKEY"

by sillywillythethird May 30, 2025

Chicken Barp

When my dad eats my anus and spits out the seeds. Also a bowl of cereal with fresh chicken.

My dad hardcore chicken barped me last night. Damn that's crazy bro. Yeah and I also ate some this morning and caught chicken pox!

by Advantage Seve May 31, 2025

Chickens for KFC

1. A person who supports a politician, organization, or ideology that contradicts their own beliefs or values, often in an ironic or hypocritical manner.

2. Someone who ironically backs something they once criticized, often in a way that undermines their credibility.

1. "He's a real Chicken for KFC—out here endorsing policies that directly harm his community."

2. "After all that talk about corporate greed, she’s now working for them? Total Chickens for KFC move."

by _L_C_ June 3, 2025