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1. To preform an action
2. Question
3. To act a specific way
4. Having an effect on
5. To agree positively
1. I decide to do my work.
2. Do the dogs do tricks?
3. They shouldn't do that.
4. The walk will do me good.
5. Yes, I do want it.
by Actionary March 13, 2024
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I was just about to do that

When someone who contributes nothing to the house wants to dissipate some guilt while trying to make the other person think more of them, while the listener just gets annoyed by how often it is said without action behind it
"are you doing the washing up? I was just about to do that."
by YeetedFeeted April 21, 2022
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why do it keep doing that

when nicole TV has a mental breakdown because she can't straighten her hair
why do it keep doing that ! LIKE WHY DO IT KEEP DOING THAAT??! LIKE IM TRYNA FUCK-FUCKIN STRAIGHTEN IT DOWN AND IT KEEP DOING LIKE "WOO" LIKE DAT!!!
by is this reddit? December 29, 2020
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Doing the pumpkins

The act, first demonstrated by colonists arriving in 1620 to the New England region, involved the stuffing of the pulp and seeds, found in pumpkins, into both the vaginal canal and rectum of women to block evil spirits thought to attack a woman's womb, beginning on the night of October 28th.

After a fortnight, children were assigned to a woman of the village and would slowly begin to remove bits of the pulp and seeds, little by little, from both her rectum and vaginal canal. Upon the child removing all of the pumpkin pulp from both cavities, which was a rather tedious, but, overall, engaging event for the whole onlooking village, they'd yell out the emphatic line in their triumph.

'Thou holes may be foul and rich in ferment, but no evil spirit shall have my newly claimed festive bit of nourishment! Whether sweet or sour, if it takes me more than an hour, no seeds there shall be, as you can now see, two gaping holes abound, we can now share in glee, feast we will on the plunder, evil spirits have met their thunder.'

So, 'doing the pumpkins' referred to a lovely gathering and seasonal time of fellowship, the first known reference of a DP, a rather ironic deviance from traditional Puritan values of chastity, loyalty, and resisting temptations of the flesh, as well as the embracing of food fetishes and butt play.
In one month's time, we will be once again 'doing the pumpkins' and having such a joyous time together as we ban the evil spirits with each little pulp string and seed we find, no matter how deep or rank. Autumn is here!

When I'm doing my pumpkins, I wonder if it's the lady Catherine Hawthorne that I'll get to double stuff. She won the Scarlet Number pageant this year. I heard that her parts will make a pumpkin meal especially putrid and easy to remove. What is gone in longer searching, becomes a rich, liquid gold, with the aroma of stale muskox urine.
by ChileanSeaBass2023 October 13, 2023
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Who Do You Think You Are

It's a rhetorical question you say when somebody is on some other shit and/or acting all cocky
"What you just did is morally unacceptable, I'm going to expose you and hope you learn your lesson."
"Who do you think you are, Judge Judy?? LOL."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021
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Doing an Adam

Attending a wedding and getting excessively drunk too early into the ceremony that you don’t make it to the end.
“Woah! Did you see how drunk Dave got! He didn’t even make it past the speeches! He was totally doing an Adam!”
by RGR87 July 14, 2018
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Doing a Schlatt

to correctly predict a monarchs death
Ted: did you hear what James is doing?
Charlie: no
Ted: he is doing a schlatt, he just predicted king charles III will die on the third of june
Charlie: going 3 for 3 I see
by KingOfJaz September 24, 2022
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