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too black to drive

Occurs when a vehicle operator is too preoccupied with his or her own ethnicity to adhere to or care about local driving laws and regulations; "keeping it real", checking the status of one's weave or afro, adjusting the ridiculously loud car stereo, or making sure that others are aware of his or her presence, or all of the above, supercedes safe driving practices.
If I turned up my bump that loud, I'd be too black to drive too.

Is that guy having a stroke or is he just too black to drive?

What an asshole! Either she wants me to slap the hell out of her or she's just too black to drive.

Rebecca Black 

A poor girl who decided to start making music before she learned how to write music. She created her first and hopefully last song until she becomes a legal adult called Friday, a song about partying on fridays although she's only fourteen. The video received so many dislikes on YouTube RebeccBlackVEVO had the video removed. Most of the video contains her stating the days of the week and repeating words. Fortunately, her repeating the word 'Friday' again and again got her on Katy Perry's music video for Last Friday Night.

There are some things that she put in her song Friday that many people don't notice. For example, she talks about getting cereal, which in the video never happens. She talks

about getting to the bus stop, but then gets in the car with her friends, because somehow thirteen year olds can drive. She then talks about which seat she should sit in when there is only one available.
Seven AM, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seeing everything, the time is going
Ticking on and on, everybody's rushing
Gotta get down to the bus stop

Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends

Kickin' in the front seat
Sitting in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's looking forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin'
Yeah!
Partyin', partyin'

Yeah!

MOST of the lyrics from Friday by Rebecca Black

step black 

A white kid that has a step mom/Dad that is black
White guy: wassup nigga
Black Guy: ayy u can't say that
White Guy: no its okay, I'm step black
Black Guy: shit, then its gucci
step black by DakotaWota March 8, 2014

The Black Doctor 

Another name for a Guinness (Irish Dry Stout).
Let's head down to the pub for a black doctor. The Black Doctor is the best cure for a hangover.

Big Black Nigga Balls HD 

This is a meme from approximately 2018-2019, where a balding, bearded white man says "Hey, Instagram. It's shout-out time - to big, black, nigga balls HD".
The account he shouted out was part of the Hood Irony/Ironic Meme Sphere.
"What's your favorite instagram account?"
"Big Black Nigga Balls HD"

Big Black Men 

Something you don’t wanna see in prison, or maybe you do
White Cunt: HELP IM BEING RAPED BY BIG BLACK MEN
Big Nigga: Oh sorry bro I thought you liked it
White Cunt: I never said to stop