Vsco girl

A strange sub-species of humans, predominantly female. Almost always found wearing a puka shell necklace, multiple scrunchies, a tube top, and shoes like crocs, vans, or Birkenstocks. Wild vsco girls will almost always be caught carrying a hydroflask. If you were to witness a vsco girl drop a hydroflask, you would notice the strange call of distress you would hear; and I oop-. If you hear this, beware, because this call almost always attracts more vsco girls. However, the most dangerous aspect of this odd species is their unique and headache-inducing mating call. If you are approached by a vsco girl who proceeds to vocalize this: sksksksksksksksksksksksksk
My best advice for you is to run.

I also do not recommend attempting to tame said vsco girl, as this will surely result in death or serious injury. Vsco girls are pack animals, so you will likely spot them in large groups. Be respectful of groups of vsco girls, and do not attempt to hunt them. Scientists predict that vsco girls will become an endangered species by June 2020.

Girl: yesterday Zoe dropped her hydro flask and said and I oop-
Girl 2- oh my gosh she's a vsco girl, be careful around her

by Superbasicwhitegirl September 22, 2019

Vsco girls

Annoying ass bitches who don’t know when too shut the fuck up

“Sksksksk,oops dropped my hydroflask.”-vsco girls
“No one fucking cares.”-rando

by Boo____ November 5, 2019

cocker girl

a picture that someone drew with sack boy and cocker girl morphing together to form a chode.

Cocker girl and sack boy form da chode.

by metroidkilla May 29, 2008

Yellow girl

If said by rappers usually means a black girl with Asian blood or full Asian girl

I only have yellow girls on my lap

by hotboysummrr June 24, 2021

Record Girls

The 12-membered Korean girl group, LOONA and 4-membered Korean girl group, æspa, are commonly referred to as Record Girls. Both groups are filled with aces of visuals, talents, and skills. LOONA broke records globally while æspa beat the highest K-Pop debut MV view count in the first 24 hours.

“Aespa and LOONA? Aren’t they the ‘Record Girls’?”

by aceloona November 18, 2020

hollaback girl

A foul disease ridden thing that wears too much makeup to cover up the 47 year old fish-dog

Gwen Stefani was lying to herself when she claimed to not be a hollaback girl.

by ssneakysnake November 5, 2010

Vsco girl

The most basic girl you’ll ever ever see. They have a scrunchie on there wrist all the time ( even in there sleep) . They have all the vsco essentials like hydroflasks, friendship bracelets, etc. Usually seen walking around with a tube top, shorts, hair in a messy bun, and a scrunchie on there wrist. They think there very quirky with there crocs. There bassically the girls who fit in with the trends. If a vsco girl invites you over for a sleepover, don’t expect a formal sleepover with movies and a bed. They like to have sleepovers in a trampoline with lots of blankets and pillows. They also spray lots of Mario Badescu facial spray before bed and in the morning. Vsco girls usually edit all there photos with the C1 Filter. They also like to say “ skskksks” and “ and i oop-“ a lot. As a vsco girl myself, U know from experience. But if you ever use a plastic straw in front of them, you’ll get attacked. Make sure to use a metal straw infront of them. If you like Quirky, trendy, basic, and fun friends, the vsco girl is the right girl for you.

girl 1 ( not vsco): Hey
Vsco girl: Hey did u grab me my hydro flask?
girl 1: yeah here ( drops it)

vsco girl: and i oop-

girl 1: sorry
vsco girl: Is ok skskskss
vsco girl: omg are you wearing birks?

girl 1: no these are just sandals
vsco girl: ok
girl 1: ( sips starbucks with plastic straw) have you ever tried the v-
vsco girl: HOW DARE YOU USE A PLASTIC STRAW?!? SAVE THE TURTLES ( storms off)

by local girl guide August 15, 2019