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Cat

Cats are the most elegant, most graceful, and most funny thing I've ever seen. Even though they can be trouble, just give them time for a nap.
Cat- meow (don't touch me human)

Human- *pets cat*

Cat- *hisses and bites the human*

Human- owch
by Stitch_The_Cat July 29, 2021
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cats

Crack head or someone who clings to narcotics like how a cat clings to things
“Yo you sell any dark to any cats yet?”

Nah fam.
by Beefinator27 December 31, 2023
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crusty the cat

a chuck e cheese character that was made in 1977 and replaced by this stupid ass purple obese monster
crusty the cat is just better than Mr munch
by 1#crustyfan November 14, 2024
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Cat banjo

The motion made by a female while casually scratching her own genitals
I should change my underwear because my arm is tired of playing the ole cat banjo
by Solarfish January 3, 2017
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Cat

A fluffy animal, it likes to kill birds, mice, rats, and squirrels. It likes to make a weird noise called a "hiss" that it'll make when it's mad or upset. But they can be cute. And they could be a fucking annoying fluff-ball.
Girl- my cat kept rubbing all over my leg before I left!
Girl 2-Well, my cat gave me a dead rat, I saw it as a gift
Girl- Ew wtf
by RandomPersonIsHere February 12, 2021
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CATS (FELINES)

A cat registry or cat breed registry, also known as a cat fancier organisation, cattery federation, or cat breeders' association, is an organisation that registers domestic cats (usually purebred) of many breeds, for exhibition and for breeding lineage tracking purposes. A cat registry stores the pedigrees (genealogies) of cats, cattery names, and other details of cats; studbooks (lists of authorised studs of recognised breeds), breed descriptions, and the formal breed standards (a.k.a. standards of points or SoP); lists of judges qualified to judge at shows run by or affiliated with that registry; and sometimes other information. A cat registry is not the same as a breed club or breed society (these are specific-breed organisations that may be affiliated with one or more registries with whom they have lodged breed standards in order to be able to exhibit under the auspices of that registry). Cat registries each have their own rules and usually also organise or license (sanction) cat shows. The show procedures vary widely, and awards won in one registry are not normally recognised by another. Some registries only serve breeders, while others are oriented toward pet owners and provide individual as well as cattery memberships, while yet others are federations only deal with breed clubs or even other registries as intermediaries between the organisation and breeders.
by Zoey Leggott December 13, 2018
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Cat The Cancer

Thou one whom all shall soon know...
Be prepared, the world as we know it is soon to end. For Atlas shall return and restore justice upon us all, with no other that thy Cat The Cancer.

- Cat The Cancer
by Cat The Cancer April 24, 2025
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