deez nuts

something your mom sucked on last night

Someone: Dude, have you met deez?
Another person: No, who's that?
Someone: DEEZ NUTS!

by anonymous August 7, 2022

Hamster nuts

They're fucking huge they're fucking girthy they're the biggest fattest fucking nuts you'll ever see you'll gargle them and you'll love them

OH FUCK YEAH I LOVE THEM HAMSTER NUTS

by Cocklord69cum November 4, 2021

Dough-Nuts

Cash, dollars, cheese, skrill, money!

“Weather By trains planes or automobiles you better have my Dough-Nuts! Homeboy!

by Chinkymike February 16, 2020

Hut & nut

The desire to just go home or to your hotel room after a long day of work and tug one out

After a long day of flying, all the FO wanted to do was pull a hut & nut

by stefunny77 February 16, 2023

Flarper Nut

Something one would say when their parents are around.

*dies in epic game of fall guys* YOU MOTHER FLARPER NUT

by hey,nice_RoOsTer September 2, 2020

nuts

hairy sussy dog balls thet get you hella hard for no reason but you use them to clap mad cheeks

Holy shit wtf are my nuts hard

by sussy baka dog balls March 15, 2022

Philip The Nut

(Some random crap I made up)
A phrase that you yell out of a car window or at other cars in parking lots or just people in general as long and as annoyingly as possible

*Driving by a person*
“PHILIP THE NUT!!!”
*Person gives you the thumbs up*

by Philip The Nut November 19, 2017