clay monkey

A racial slur used to defined a native american.

Look at that fucking drunk clay monkey.

by Alexander jo December 6, 2013

Braid Monkey

Highly offensive racial slur that refers to the braided African American hairstyles such as corn rows, dreadlocks, dog ears etc. Is also used on people of Jamaican descent

Steve: dude Lil Wayne is some badass s**t, why don't you ever listen to him?
Darryl: because I don't care to listen to some braid monkey hooting in a microphone
Steve: yo you be trippin, haters gonna hate.

by DiaperPants December 11, 2013

dirty monkey jerk

Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.

I can't wait to go home and dirty monkey jerk her.

by USDrumer June 25, 2014

printer monkey

derogatory term for IT employees who think too highly of themselves

That Tony guy over in IT acts like he's God because he un-jams the Xerox every other day...I could do that printer monkey's job. I know how to use Google too.

If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.

by paula. June 30, 2014

Peach Monkey

A girl that gets really worked up and climbs all over you.

When Melissa gets turned on, she is a real peach monkey and climbs all over her man trying to quench her desires!

by Mr Renaissance July 10, 2014

loose monkey

A GUY WHOM HAS LOOSE MORALS AND GOES BANANAS OVER GALS AND WISHES TO JUMP ALL OVER THEM.

Matt made his move on Patricia so quickly you'd swear he was a loose monkey by how he acted.

by Peter Lansal February 16, 2015

Grease Monkey

When you are cooking with grease in a pan or fryer and it pops flinging grease out.

Watch out for the grease monkeys! They will burn your hands!

by Tfrickndizzle April 27, 2015