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grub monkey

This word can be used both as a noun and an adjective. 1a) A person who has been working with grease, dirt, or grime.b) someone with poor hygiene. 2) word describing the overall non-cleanliness of a person.
1) Dude, that grub monkey looks like he has been working on cars all day!
2) Chuck Norris wipes grub moneys of his arms everyday during his shower.
3) Chuck Norris stared a grub monkey in the eye and it became clean.
4) I went to Walmart and all I could see were grub monkeys!
by sneakydan1 March 12, 2011
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spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.
Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.
by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020
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Monkey Turd

An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug
“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”

“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
by Pattravers March 1, 2024
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Meat Monkey

Guy1: “You see those two guys over there holding hands?”
Guy 2: “Lmao yeah, a couple of meat monkey’s”
by Tweak-er March 5, 2022
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Monkey in da hole

On a Friday night, Alfie’s fave thing to do is put da monkey in da hole
by Samrules9 March 17, 2022
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Spank The Monkey

Bianca: "Can I spank the monkey" *winks*
Ope: "wtf that's too much!"
Gurpreet: "But I can" *wink* *wink*

Ope: "... Come let's get a room "
by Bianca2019 April 5, 2019
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Moon Monkey

Tj
Damn is that a moon monkey doing the run?
by RattaMoon April 10, 2023
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