K-kid

K-kid stands for "Kali Kid" which is considered the knockoff Cali. A K-kid is someone who thinks they ghetto and tough when they not

K-kid: I'll Fuck you up!
Person: isn't that the kid who pissed himself?

Person 2: yeah, fuckin K-Kid

by BubbleDummy February 16, 2022

2000’s Kid

The 2000’s kid is any child that grew up and had a concept of life beginning in the 2000’s usually born from 1998-2004. These kids will remember TV shows like: Blues Clues, The backyardigans, Dora the explorer, wow wow wubbzy, yo gaba gaba, and Phineas and Ferb. They also grew up around the time the Wii was made. Being children of the Wii, these kids usually have an affinity to Mario Kart, and Wii sports.

Guy: bro these stupid ass motherfucking shit heads don’t know what it was like to play outside lol.

Guy 2: yeah the 2000’s kids actually remember those days. Imagine liking fortnite lol.

by Obiwan723 July 22, 2021

Kids

Very unstable creatures that is a punishment for having sex..

Aliyah: Shawn.. remember how we were both drunk the other night.. and we did it..
Shawn: yes.. what wrong?
Aliyah: I'm pregnant.. with twins..
Shawn: SHIT! WE ARE HAVING KIDS??!*faints*

by Psychzx September 24, 2021

Smelly Kid

That one kid in school who never fucking showers and smells like cat piss

Kid 1:Bro the teacher put me with Jimmy for the project

Kid 2: Bro isn't that the smelly Kid

Kid 1: Yes he smells like acctual shit and I think he pissed himself.

by Shadowless43 January 28, 2023

Black Light Kids

Think of a Scene kid making babies with a Kandi Kids. They dress brightly, wearing many beaded necklaces and bracelets. Wearing weird, random things -- goggles, ect. Nothing about them is subtle -- big hair, makeup, everything. Many things they wear will shine brightly under UV.
Now, where'd the differences between your average teen who dresses up?
They do it everyday, and they make it look good.
Not just pile on as many layers as you can.

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"We went to a rave last night, and there were some coolio Black Light Kids there"

by Rohh May 29, 2008

I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

rip luffy kid

Where somebody dresses up in rainbow clothes and wearing 10 thousand hairs looking depressed named rip_luffy while playing blox fruits all day without showering

User1: You see that kid right there? Wasn’t he our server yesterday

User 2: Oh you mean the Rip luffy kid?

by RileyIsBack January 4, 2025