Pat The Cheese

The act of forcefully holding in a fart.

Dude, I have to fart so bad right now.

Just pat the cheese!

by The rapist!! February 19, 2012

king of cheese and corn

someone who is overly corny and cheesy, earning the title the king of cheese and corn

P1: Hey guys!!!!! I play soccer!!!!!!
P2: dog, your actually the king of cheese and corn

by Nxb August 29, 2021

country cheese

It keeps you from getting deported when you cross the border

Carl: "How are you here right now?"
Jose: "You know the country cheese."
Carl: "it's lit, esketit."

by BigOlDoinks September 18, 2017

Tim Cheese

A rat that possess human intelligence. He killed John Pork and he is after Marvin Beak and Agent 5.5. Tim Cheese is with his friend Biggie Cheese and other unknown people. Marvin Beak has tried stopping Tim Cheese in the past to no avail which is why Tim Cheese is always looking out for Marvin Beak. Latest reports say that Agent 5.5 is on a secret island presenting more evidence to the people of TikTok.

Tim: Did you see what happened to John Pork???
Jim: Yeah, Agent 5.5 says that Tim Cheese killed John Pork
Tim: No way... I hope Marvin Beak catches him.

by DihDihDih April 2, 2025

Cheese Weight

a task or process that is undeniably easy or can be easily done.

"How hard was the math homework bro?"
"Na bro, that shit was cheese weight!"

by Motocross Rider 3 May 31, 2019

The Grilled Cheese Show

Fun cheesy variety show with skits interviews and musical performances.

Wow! I found so much music and laughed my ass off watching The Grilled Cheese Show!

by The Grilled Cheese Show September 30, 2022

Cheese van

A police vehicle in South Africa. They used to be yellow during the Apartheid government, hence the reference to cheese.

Hide your stash, there are some cheese vans ahead.

Don't send me nudes of your little sister, I don't want cheese vans to stop at my house

by munky82 January 26, 2018