Illinois brown snake

When a guy is on bottom of a 69 and he gets the girl off so hard she shits on his forehead.

My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.

by FleshySilo July 12, 2017

squib brown

Noun. When you get a turd halfway out but it gets stuck in the breech, and won't go either way. Often you bear down thinking you can push it but gas just blows past your shit scuttle while it remains lodged in the poop portal.

I have a squib brown. Could you please reach underneath and pull it out?

by Sig63 April 8, 2020

Brown Anvil

defecating

Robbie dropped a brown anvil.

by sigmadawg February 28, 2025

Dewey Brown

A shit taken while traveling.

Hey man, can you hit up this rest area? I Dewey Brown a brewin’!

by Gastony Rice January 12, 2022

boys who have brown hair

theyre cute and cool but sometimes assholes

girl: did you hear about the new student
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote

by IsraelDoesntExist June 12, 2021

Brown Thomasing

The act of two sexual partners bending over faced opposite each other on a white sheet, pressing their buttocks together and defecating simultaneously for sexual gratification and pleasure.

Babe you were so hot when we were Brown Thomasing last night.

by Unequivocal knowledge October 14, 2025

brown baboony

a big black baboon that enjoys chicken and watermelon with his side of “dat grape koolaid”

well well well if it isn’t some brown baboonys l eating fried chicken

by the real ruckus 453 March 5, 2024