Serious Urban Dictionarian 

Someone who puts 100% serious definitions for the words that they submit, when they clearly don't understand that this is meant to be a fun website - not just a regular dictionary

I just witnessed 2 Serious Urban Dictionarians at work and i decided to post this

Serious Urban Dictionarian by Lbayncha1 March 16, 2009

Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions 

When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times

If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!

Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016

why does urban dictionary exist 

The Question everyone asks once in awhile

Why does urban dictionary exist?

I don't know, I really don't know...

why does urban dictionary exist by @Insufficient June 10, 2016

Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle) 

Any Type of Vehicle with Fred Durst, DMX, Redman and Methodman driving in it singing as loud as they can.

Kumar: Dude there's a fucking Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle) down the block we should check it out.

Harold: I don't have time man, I've got too much work to take care of due in the office tomorrow.

Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle) by neard2000 January 4, 2010

Print Edition of the Urban Dictionary

A hardcover print edition of the Urban Dictionary, with new editions published regularly, containing the latest in urban vernacular. Fabric cover with gold lettering to make it suitable for even the most distinguished of bookshelves. Paper and print reminiscent of some of the noteworthy lexicons of past.

I say 'ol chap, have you seen the latest Print Edition of the Urban Dictionary? A true stroke of brilliance and a joyous read if I do say!

Print Edition of the Urban Dictionary by WhachuTalkinBoutWillis March 8, 2016

Names section of the Urban Dictionary 

I want to rant. Just hear me out. Rant starting in 3...2...1...

GOO!!!

I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE MAKING THEIR OWN NAMES MEAN SOMETHING ON THIS WEBSITE!! HOW BAD DO YOUR LIVES HAVE TO BE FOR YOU TO REACH A POINT WHERE YOU DON'T FEEL LOVED ENOUGH? DO YOU REALLY THINK OTHER PEOPLE NEED TO GIVE YOU ATTENTION WHEN YOU DON'T NEED IT?!? THE PEOPLE WHO DO THAT ARE SELF-ABSORBED FUCKS WHO DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE LIVES OF OTHERS AND WANT TO FEEL APPRECIATED WHEN YOU ALREADY ARE!! YOOOUUU MATTER!!!!!!!!!!! SO STOP BEING ON YOUR STUPID COMPUTER AND GO OUT AND HELP SOMEONE ELSE FOR A CHANGE!!!

.....RANT OVER.....

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Ok im done

I hate when people search for the Names section of the Urban Dictionary

Names section of the Urban Dictionary by Lauretta Rose June 13, 2016

mo' urban dictionary

Mo' Urban dictionary is the hard (book) version of this site you're at. It's got loads of cool slang definitions, but too bad u can't add stuff to it all the time like this website. Coz it's a book.

Mo' Urban dictionary is available on Amazon and B&N
Mo' Urban dictionary is shipping now
Mo' Urban dictionary you can see if you lift your head and see a little to your left

mo' urban dictionary by Masci May 30, 2008