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Of course you do you pseudo-intellectual wannabe aristocrat homo.

Hym "Look at this fucking guy! Look at him! You talk to a guy who won a popularity contest that half the constituency didn't vote in and now he's sophisticated he thinks, look at him. Now he's an intellectual! A thought-leader even!"

Douglarse the fairy "I have more sophistication in my little FINGER then you have-"
Hym "Not with a dick in your butt Douglarse! No sophistication there! Then it's just shit-covered meat. Are you the shit or the meat, Douglarse? I got $50 on shit. It's in the name. Dougl-arse👈 You see it? No? Take a look
Here, ☝️ see? Arse. That's you. Arse of the 'Dougl' variety. Is that the thing, Douglarse? Do Jordan's thing? Be a good little cog in the shifting clockwork that comprises the background of my reality, or else because nothing I have to say matters anyway? So Douglarse can prance around and drink champagne and play dress up while postulating the ways in which EVERYONE ELSE is failing society."

Douglarse "I'm doing what I should be doing! Playing at argumentation with tomato cans who have agreed not to destroy me and stroking the egos of old men I want money from. Like a sugar-baby."

Hym "A red flag he says! You feel like you're from a different world because you're a lispy and delusional queer. The world you live in is not reality. It's fancy-pants intellectual faggotry simulator. And nobody wants to live in facy-pants intellectual faggot simulator at the cost of every else living under a system of values that literally serves no purpose other than to let you play posh sodomite simulator while everyone else labors QUITELY AND DESPERATELY beneath you."

Douglarse "Just shut up and work so I can get wine drug at a dinner party and get my shit-hole stretched in a penthouse you cretins! You're boring me."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2023
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Reds

Give me 10 reds!
by Biggangistarr May 28, 2022
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fat cat on red bed

it's a fat cat.. on a red bed..
Me: Fat cat on-
Person: RED BED!
Both of us: fat cat on red bed B)
by Kagito Nomaeda February 21, 2021
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Red

A character from the hit indie game "Among Us". Most often called out as "sus" or an "imposter".
Cyan: RED SUS!!!1!1!1!!!1!11!I SAW HIM VENT ON CAMS!!1!!!11!1!!1
by Ivyclaw June 18, 2022
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Rouge (red)

Opposite of RED WINGS. When a Male eats out a female on her period, he gets his red wings. The female who awarded him with that honor is the Red Rouge.
i finally found my rouge (red)! i made her shower first but i finally earned my red wings.
by FIRECHIEF SKIP June 24, 2016
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red and hot

the feeling when you're embarrassed or in an awkward/uncomfortable situation (i.e., when you're blushing and feel hot)
Larry is at a party when he see's Tim wearing his shirt without his permission
Larry: Bruh why you wearing my shirt brush?
Tim: I'm red and hot
by pinkbrown September 13, 2016
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Red eyed bitch

An evil bitch. Someone who does something evil to a person and is a bitch
Random girl: did you see what Miriame did to the teacher?
Other girl: yeah she is a red eyed bitch
by UWUBITCHUWU March 24, 2019
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