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by pooplkeis September 25, 2020
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Vampire Monkey

A new song made by My Chemical Romance
In this song it has a nice rock-in-roll feel its amazing, in the it makes fun of the recent vampire obsession called TWILIGHT one of the lyrics is " sparkle like bowie in the morning sun"
"Hey Bob have you heard of that new MCR song

"Vampire Monkey"?

BOB: "Hell ya I was blasting that song in the car!"
by Chrisssssstttttiiiiinnnnneee December 23, 2010
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glenny da monkey

likes to tickle frogs and be very funny boy
by your neighborly hackor April 24, 2023
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Blog Monkey

Someone who has stumbled blindly onto blogging, became quickly obsessed, learned the ropes, and now spends quite a bit of time blogging.

Inspired by magazine article: This Trained Monkey Spends Most of Time in His Master’s Workshop (Sep, 1929 Modern Mechanix)
Wow, you are quite a blog monkey! I didn't know you even knew how to blog.

Any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!
by THE Martini Mike December 29, 2010
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All Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!
I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and whej the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!
by Monkeyboy1234567 August 3, 2018
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Salted Monkey

An Individual with an Obsessive Urge to visit places near or be on the Global Ocean.
The Salted Monkey is always at the Beach Bar or on his Boat
by Saltedmonkey.com March 31, 2024
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Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025
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