double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.

-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.

by Big dick André August 17, 2024

Double Dirty Tyson

The act of ejaculating into your girlfriends ear and someone licks it clean

He came in my ear making me a Dirty Tyson then she licked my ear making he a Double Dirty Tyson

by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023

Double Dipped

The process of dipping your nail twice into a jar of dip powder from doubledipnails to get the best color to stand out.

Jane: My nails look so boring what did I do wrong?
Rob: Did you try double-dip it again?
Jane: Double Dipped these dip nails is so much better

by MelissaGDFW December 30, 2020

Doubling Back

going back to a relationship, no matter if it’s platonic or romantic, that already didn’t work out once before

“ If y’all see me hanging with my bestie again mind y’all business”

“bro why you doubling back”

by KvngBvt August 31, 2023

Canadian Double Standard

A form of 69 where both participants chunnel each other.

I was just gonna chunnel her, but then she got me in the ol' Canadian Double Standard!

by Dizzy Pink June 5, 2015

Double unicorn

Where a male attaches a dildo on his forehead and lays on his back, while his partner (most of the times male) rides the dildo that is on his head, then bends over and starts giving the male a blow-job.

“Me and my husband wanted to try something new in bed so we tried the double unicorn,”

Bobby told his friend,“it was very pleasurable but I’m worried that if we do it more often he could start developing back problems.”

by JizzJazz the space girl January 12, 2020

double ham salute

bending over, dropping pants and spreading cheeks

when I arrived home, after a night of drinking, my sister starting bitchin' and raising hell. I was in no mood for that, so on the way into my room I dropped trou and gave her the double ham salute

by bullet88 October 10, 2008