Fake Friend

When a friend invites you to play golf and you change your whole week around to be able to play golf with him and then he calls you to un-invite you.

Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a Fake Friend

by brameisfake October 2, 2023

friends and family discount

you're not friends and you're not family so I'm robbing you

Ey anyone want to make some saffron rice?
You're broke af how did you afford saffron?
Friends and family discount

by hazyblazycryptid November 25, 2020

Friends

I got none

I got no friends

by UltimateDoge May 14, 2023

Let's just be friends

Phrase used (typically by women) when someone just isn't getting the hint that they're not interested.

Him: Want to go out on Wednesday?
Her: Oh, sorry I can't.

Him: What about Thursday then?
Her: I'm just not ready for a relationship
Him: But I'd treat you right.
Her: Let's just be friends

by bobkat99 June 24, 2019

Alexandria Good Friend

A good friend who ca help you with anything and a very beautiful person.You can always rely on her at all times.

Alexandria Good Friend is so nice and a good friend!

by T Cooper Evans November 13, 2018

sacrificing the short friend

The act of performing the sacred ritual of sacrificing the person(s) who is/are under 5 foot in your friend group for eternal happiness and achieving moral turpitude.

Person one: “now that it’s summer break, let’s go sacrifice the short friend!” Person two: “Yeah! Let’s def do it!” Person three (4’11 ft) “wait, WHAT!????” (Summer break is the perfect time for sacrificing the short friend)

by 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 December 21, 2024

Friend

Someone who you like but isnt your favorite person or someone you talk to all the time

Jonny is my friend but ashley is my bestfriend

by Akathebestouthere October 14, 2019