Cat

Look this up in an actual dictionary.

Dude, did my cat do that to your couch?

by )ĽŒĞÂŃ ŔÅĐƏŃ January 27, 2019

Emoji cat heat

Some f/cking kids making these r34 contents o emoji cat oc's

Emoji cat heat on tiktok by the way

by 67tuffunc41tuff October 4, 2025

Cat

Cats usually pee and poop everywhere and vomit and hair balls everywhere ( I know this cause I have 3) and they may only love u because u feed them and stroke them because they’re absolute idiots but they aren’t that bad. But I don’t think u should get one if that why ur here dogs are better or bunny’s but that is my opinion go aheAd

Me: please don’t hairball all over me

My cat ( bobby) : * throws up and hair balls at the same time on my duvet*

Me: f**** you

by Mychihuahua_olly November 10, 2019

Mr. Cat

The nicest kitty in the whole wide world. He loves shrimpy shrimp.

Who’s a nice mr. cat?

by Moe moog January 4, 2020

Cats in need

an extreme hangover which makes you feel like your stomach is infact dancing a merry jig and trying to escape from your mouth and/or chest much like in aliens.

"ahhhhh man i feel like ass i cant hack this car ride meet me at cats in need"

"I feel so fuckin cats in need somebody get me a resolve"

"ahhhhhhhh i felt so cats in need last nite had to go vomit till the early hours"

by Robin Pierce April 6, 2008

wapus cat

A fictious animal made up to scare people who are not very outdoors savy, such as women in general, yankees, retards, small children. Wapus cats are said to be three times the size of normal cats and live in the tops of tall pine trees. Their sole mission in life is to jump down on unsuspecting people in the woods at night and beat the hell out of them and leave as fast as they came.

Hey Pam you better watch out for the Wapus cat, I hear they go for the blondes first.

by Randy Lahi August 29, 2012

squish the cat

working a vagina really hard

I've been on the road all week so when I get home I'll throw my wife in bed and squish the cat flat!

by vajunkguy October 26, 2014