Penis

What I put in your mom last night .

YOUR mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.

You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into KSI's mouth
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let these giant hot stuff break our family apart
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love and going to space to impreg every planet that ever existed.

by 10,11 buff cat June 6, 2022

Buttle a Penis

to repeatedly minecraft punch another person's penis to pleasure them

dude, i totally want to buttle a penis tonight, jacob is looking mad sexy

by penizzzbuttler September 18, 2021

Penis

Between your legs

I like that penis

by Fatdadddy69 December 5, 2022

Floppy Penis

A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.

I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.

by A lil bit of chicken fried November 7, 2019

Chinese Penis Torture

Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.

1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 15, 2022

Penis bump

Also known as dick bump, penis bump is when you bump your penises together with someone else, typically on purpose, similar to a "chest bump".

That was sick... PENIS BUMP!!

Let's do a penis bump!

by LingDanc803 July 15, 2023

Penis

It is sometimes hard,

How is it like having a penis?
It is hard sometimes.
Damn, can i suck yours?

by Pepperoni_pii January 6, 2022