When you wait too long to poop and a turd starts to extend past your butthole involuntarily. Similar to a turtle head or a prairie dog, but possibly describing a more severe scenario.
by mehmet oz December 15, 2022
The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.
Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.
by Elfistothemagnifico March 30, 2023
by Gaymur September 24, 2019
They did the monkey and it smelled
by Hdhdhdgdgdh September 11, 2018
by TheogSlowchMonkey December 24, 2017
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A UQ Collegian whose sole personality revolves around spending the maximum amount of time possible during their week at the Royal Exchange Hotel in Toowong. 90% of their anecdotes and conversations will maintain common ground with events that have conspired at the Royal Exchange Hotel.
Mohun: Hey boys, has anyone seen Bryce? We have our 90% final exam for FINM at 10:00am on Wednesday and it's currently 9:30am on Wednesday...
Dwyer: Yeah, when I was coming back from Toowong Village earlier I saw him camped outside of the RE to get immediate access to the pokies room, but what else can you expect from a RE Monkey?
Dwyer: Yeah, when I was coming back from Toowong Village earlier I saw him camped outside of the RE to get immediate access to the pokies room, but what else can you expect from a RE Monkey?
by StingerRep March 06, 2021