the penis game

a game of at least 2 people, in which you must take turns saying penis. there are only three rules:

- you must say "penis" when it's your turn
- you must say it louder than the person preceding you
- you must not laugh, giggle, chortle, etc.

failing to follow these rules will result in elimination. have fun!

wanna play the penis game?

by loonafan45 August 13, 2022

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Perma Penis

Also known as Micro Penis. Perma as in permafrost. Your penis gets smaller in the cold.

I have perma penis in the winter.

by Moronhead November 17, 2020

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penis

someting you look up when you are bored as fuck

hey im bored as fuck

im gonna google the word penis

by ieatass247 November 8, 2021

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Penis Mexican

1.) (adj.) When your foreskin looks like a sombrero

2.) (adj.) when a young man smells like tacos and penises mixed together

1.) Hey Dr. doe is this what they call penis Mexican

2.) man I wish John could stop being a penis Mexican

by The big Mexican March 13, 2021

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Shit penis

When your going for a piss and shut starts shooting out in small lumps.

You: “Ahhh what a nice sleep I had time to drain the snake, fucking hell there’s shit coming out my penis. Owwww it hurts so bad that head was next level babe you making me shit penis god damn.”

by ChunkyChestnut March 3, 2022

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Pennsylvania Penis Punisher

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.

Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.

by Penny Nigga March 11, 2024

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