why do i even

When your parents try to do something that kids do nowadays and it goes very, very, VERY wrong.

Child:Hi, dad. How are you?
Dad:Wassup my man, I'm just chillin and grillin yo!
Child:why do I even

by Thatguythatdoesthingstoo March 17, 2021

to do the russell

run into a wall without a reason

let's have a online gaming session and this time, try not to do the russell and hurt yourself

by Simplifyer September 19, 2023

Tai Qon Do

A kind of self-defense, mainly originated in Asian countries.

At camp, my counselor showed us basic tai qon do.

by Fedfan22 May 18, 2018

Doing a Giuliani

This is a subtype of doing a solid wherein the favor/task involved is for one reason or another shady either by legality, public perception, or both.

The one who requests a Giuliani and the one who acts out (or attempts) the Giuliani request may have different levels of understanding of exactly how nefarious the deed being done is or what the consequences might be as the Giuliani frequently arises in dont-ask-dont-tell scenarios. All that is necessary to qualify as a Giuliani is that both parties understand that the request is nefarious.

Inmate 1: Dude, can you believe what our boy did to us. He has us out Doing a Giuliani for him no questions asked, and then throws us under the bus as soon as it gets hot.
Inmate 2: Yeah man... Hurts after all these years. So much for loyalty.

by Evanson December 07, 2019

Will do

expressing willingness to carry out a request or suggestion.

"“Might be best to check.”

“OK, will do.”"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

Doing An Emad

When times are tough

Swap Allegiance!

SS Lazio aren’t going so well so I started supportingFC Barcelona! Also known as

“Doing an Emad”

by WickoB May 26, 2024

DO I LOOK FAT

ask by a woman. the answer is a lot harder then it may seem, females make zero sense
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no

Female; Do I look like a fat person
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch

female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...

by CumSlayer March 01, 2022