Down-unda-handshake

1) Use of insider information in Australia to get something
2) Handshake with a cock (see also Handjob, Handie, Handjo,...)

"Use your down-unda-handshake to get us the information."

"I received a down-unda-handshake from that chick we met last week in Melbourne."

by AUtacobender January 18, 2014

Down with the keggles

Having hiccups that distort your speech.

Oh! Goodness, I'm down with the keggles

by thegreatwizard6734 June 16, 2018

Down Jobadini

Een staat waarin je je bevindt wanneer je alle dating apps hebt gedownload en geen een van de apps je een match oplevert.

He still got no matches, he truly is down jobadini

by Commando Jo Jo January 10, 2021

lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah ill be right back mate just gotta lay down a log

by bobbyjonas January 7, 2016

Butter-side-down

When dropped, the faecal smeared face of a used tissue lands on a surface, transferring anal marmite onto that surface.

Sorry the lav seat is wet, but I had to clean it after dropping an arse-wipe butter-side-down.

by Mikebe November 3, 2021

Downing

To be piss poor at something, or have no idea what the fuck your doing.

Dude you really fucked that up. That was a downing move there.

by Titan Up September 12, 2022

Carl Down

Used to vehemently deny any homosexual tendencies.

Finance Douche: Carl Down
The other guy: I can't hear you, can you come out of the closet?

by Haterz13579 August 31, 2016