Listen fuck face I don’t know why you didn’t get me my barbecue sauce I asked for THIS IS COMPLETE MONKEY DUST—— matt frank
by kenzf123 June 23, 2022
When at a strip club in Thailand. You heat up a coin and watch the stripper pick it up with their vagina. Thus shocking them.
by Bloody El Sid March 08, 2024
When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.
by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024
A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect
(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘
by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020
by please be appropriate March 06, 2020
by I’m not Kiki May 22, 2024
"Hey Charlie, what did you get up to today?"
"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."
"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"
"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."
"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"
by ShirazWindow August 30, 2021