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Double Canoe

When a lady rides your face whilst another lady rides your penis, they are going down the river on a double canoe. Paddles can also be used.
"Hey Becky, last night Anna and I rode the double canoe with Steve!"
by Ricktorious November 8, 2020
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Double shot

It's when you're beating the meat to a guy that has two dicks. The Double Shot basicaly refers to a guy that's cumming from he's two dicks at the same time.
Bro, last night i fucked a girl and it was so good that i gave her a double shot.
by The Boy out side March 7, 2019
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Double-Mixer

When an individual, who, already in possession of a single phallus, be it real or artificial, dons a second phallus in order to have penetrative sex with both phalli at the same time.
Baby, fancy a Double-Mixer? I've got a strap on! (to be pronounced in a sing-song voice)

Hey ladies, fancy a Double-Mixer? I've got a strap on! (to be pronounced in a sing-song voice)
by Bigsby Hornsworth June 15, 2010
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double-dipping

When you join more than one voice call/channel on any social media platform (i.e. Discord) at one time to talk to two groups of people simultaneously. This is usually done on Discord by joining voice channels with the same account on two different devices.

Usually performed by people suffering from FOMO (fear of missing out) to avoid missing conversations they perceive as important to progress themselves sufficiently on the social hierarchy.
"Hey! Are you double-dipping on me? I can hear you talking to that chick Marissa on the other call y'know!"
by HentaiGrill May 2, 2022
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double dip

double dip is when someone dips something into something like a tortilla chip into cheese or salsa, and they bite off it, and stick the part they bit off back into the public dip. leaving their saliva in the dip instead of eating the whole thing and getting a new chip or whatever is being dipped. can cause hiv or aids or any other std or sti.
don't double dip dude damn.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 21, 2022
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Double standard

When someone lives to excess and has nothing but expanding dollar signs/becoming powerful (in real estate or new development, for example) on their mind, but also wants to wrap their tentacles around conservation efforts and humanitarian causes (such as social justice, income equality, sustainable energy, and a bunch of other issues they don't even hold sacred) to cover their tracks (and get credited for positive things) in case anybody questions (or stands up to) them.
The dorky bubbly girl claming to be a humanitarian and conservationist was one of the main reasons a lot of trees were missing, but she was too busy poking fun at other people's double standards to notice her own. She thought that humans were too responsible for global warming because she thought everyone else was trying to dominate or control the world's resources to the extent (excesses) that she was. She was arrogant enough to believe humans caused the last ice age, and that they were the sole reason for global warming, and the worst thing about somebody like her was that she didn't know it, she only saw arrogance in other people, which is the worst kind of arrogance, complete and total narcissism (the kind of narcissism that also only sees narcissism in others). The planet wasn't going to miss her when she was no longer a part of it and it's problems, but she would never see that either, because she had convinced the planet and the people living on it that they somehow needed her.
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
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Double Date

The act of a male gently resting his testicles in between a woman's breasts.
"Hey Jon! What've you been up to?"
"I've been doing double dates with Abby"
by toeman30 January 20, 2021
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