cottage cheese load

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.

Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load

by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022

Cheese Card

Don't ask Olivia about it.

Don't ask Olivia about the cheese card.

by Swag11111111111111 February 19, 2022

Cheese grinder

Using a cheese grader on your testicles.

Oh, man Wander gave TYer a cheese grinder for getting an F on his test.

by Your muthor February 20, 2022

cheese toasty

when the teacher is coming and you need to change what your doing

Jim: oh lookout cheese toasty

Poile: thanks man

by Dom Jenkins February 21, 2022

Fuhmunda Cheese

Anything that smells like it's been stored under a dirty toenail.

Man that shit is rank! It's smells worse than fuhmunda cheese!

by Expolady February 22, 2022

Stinky Cheese

When during sex, either you or your partner ferment bodily fluids and proceed to indulge yourself.

Hey babe, would you like to try the Stinky Cheese tonight?

by t0b February 22, 2022

big cheese

synonym for girl boss

"you're such a big cheese!"
"omg thank you, you too!!!"

by imcomplimentingmyself February 23, 2022